1. Music cites Michael McDonald as its biggest influence.
2. Michael McDonald doesn't make love. He makes Michael McDonald.
3. The first person to hear Michael McDonald sing was Michael McDonald. The second person was the Virgin Mary.
4. White Chocolate's nickname is Michael McDonald.
5. Only one man has ever done a perfect impersonation of Michael McDonald. That man is Jimmy Hoffa.
6. Michael McDonald's blood type is velvet.
7. Michael McDonald has never brought a woman to orgasm. He's brought them all.
8. For a while God considered using the name Yah Mo Be There before finally settling on the less sacred Yah Way.
9. Michael McDonald gave Elvis goosebumps... last week.
10. Michael McDonald's hair turned white out of respect.
11. Michael McDonald spends every morning convincing your wife not to leave you.
12. Michael McDonald has only gone one day without singing. That day was the stock market crash of 1929.
13. Michael McDonald's breath is the ONLY ingredient in Teflon.
14. One drop of Michael McDonald's sweat could power Chicago for 10 years. It's too bad he never has.
15. Michael McDonald's favorite comedian is Robin Thicke.
16. Michael McDonald plans to sing Ave Maria someday. Buddhists refer to this event as Nirvana.
17. Michael McDonald is made up of a billion of the same one molecule: ReDy2CrOON.
18. The Mayans predict that Michael McDonald plans to retire on Dec 21, 2012.
- My friend, Sy Ozcan, wrote this for Funny Or Die. Love it!
- My friend Sy wrote this on "Funny Or Die" in Honor of Michael McDonald's birthday. Hilarious!
- I don't know Sy Ozcan, but this is funny
- Insert Chuck Norris joke here _______________
- you know the voice that people use when making fun of retarded people? that is what Michael McDonald sounds like.
- Daryl Hall is the most soulful white man of all time. Michael McDonald sounds like the Bee Gees being smothered with a pillow.
- Sooory, I think you're referring to the comedian ALAN Thicke and not his son Robin, the musician.
- I don't know Sy Ozcan, but if I did, I'd be sure to drop his name.
- Michael McDonald's Mustache was incorporated with it's own zip code, in 1977.
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-xetxYwyak - Sweet Freedom, baby.
- I love this! Too many people don't appreciate him and I don't know why, there's a reason he's the most popular session artist out there.
- Please dont start another Chuck Norris thing.
- I Love it.Cause was written by someone i know very closely well done....
- After an intense day nothing bring a little perspective like Michael McDonald humor, love it!
- Posting this for a couple friends of mine who enjoy Michael Mc Donald a little too much!
- MICHAEL McDONALD KILLED THE DOOBIE BROTHERS!!!!
- Anyone else thought this would be about the Michael McDonald from MADtv?
- fuckin funny article about one of the coolest singers of all time
- MM is awesome. He's even still hot enough to have a bat-shit crazy fan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djwpBTA6LxA
- This was dumb
- Good list, you inspired Tony Shalhoub to dictate a list of Tony Shalhoub facts to me. http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/14186e2cca/21-tony-shalhoub-facts