Comic-Con is filled with people. And wherever there are people, there are people looking for love. Check out some of these Comic-Con missed connections.
Prince Joffrey - w4m
You were Prince Joffrey and I was Daenerys in 2013. I have been waiting here for you, wearing the same costume, since last July.
Bathroom Hottie - m4w
We stood in front of the bathroom for 10 minutes trying to figure out whether the the Pikachu image on the door meant men’s or women’s.
Kiss - g4g
You were dressed as Gene Simmons from Kiss. I am the actual real Gene Simmons from Kiss. You into butt stuff?
Vampire Fanfic - w4m
I listened to you read your Vampire Diaries fanfiction. It was so good it made me cry, but you couldn’t see me inside my Dr. Who Tardis. I do a lot of crying in my Dr. Who Tardis.
Adventure Time - w4m
You were dressed as Finn from Adventure Time. You also had a huuuuge power strip. ;)
I’m Scarlett Johansson - w4m
I would normally never post a Missed Connection because I’m Scarlett Johansson, but I don’t know how else to get in touch. You were dressed as Batman, and I thought you were super cute.
- RESPONSE TO SCARLETT JOHANSSON: Hi, saw this message, just wondering which Batman you meant? I was from Batman Beyond, which should have been pretty obvious from my technologically advanced batsuit. And while I will still go on a date with you because you’re Scarlett Johansson, I have to say that you not differentiating between Batmen is a huge red flag for me.
- RESPONSE TO SCARLETT JOHANSSON: I was actually Owlman, the evil counterpart to Batman. You seem nice, but I really don’t think I have time in my life for someone attracted to the evil version of Batman. Crazy attracts crazy, you know? At this point in my life I’m really looking for more of a Wonder Woman, less of a Jean Grey. Best of luck, ScarJo.
- RESPONSE TO SCARLETT JOHANSSON: YES IT WAS ME I AM A 14-YEAR-OLD MAN I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN I WILL TREAT YOU RIGHT CAN U SKATEBOARD
Coffee? - w4m
You were dressed as Elvis from the neck down and Chewbacca from the neck up. I would loooove to meet up for a coffee and then fuck for like six hours.