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February 28, 2010
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Those Were Different Times Contest  #24

Introducing: DON WEST's album "HANDS"
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14. Don was furious at being mislabelled 'those were different times contest 24'as 11 was used twice and now 24 has been used twice. Don thought if only I can get these hands around Mellowpuma's neck I'd show him
-bigjas (what are you, a lawyer?)
13. No more "hand" jobs! He uses them both!
-JoeLeeThree
12. You know what they say (never mind who 'they' are), small hands, small handfuls (stop bothering me--darned voices)!
-ideeclare
11. this album brought to you by Allstate.
-drwho
10. The rest of the title (“... Are For PUSSIES !!!”) is on the back.
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The rest of the title (“... Me My Fleshlight®.”) is in VERY tiny type.
-theDIRTYmidget
9. Roger Ebert gives it two thumbs up!
-csymonz
8. Don West? You mean THE Don West?! The guy who invented 'Double Handjob'? WOW! I'd shake your hand right now, but I know where it's been.
-csymonz
7. Who can forget the classic "You can sell 'em to medical schools, no questions asked"?
-keibar
6. I was raised by gypsies who taught me to read palms let me see,he will live a long life but don't trust him to babysit your children
-bigjas
5. The first all-clapping album ever! Don "The Clapper" West claps out the hits!
-LeatherShorts
4. Includes the hit song "Never grope an Iranian's daughter in his tool shed"
-keibar

3. I guess that’s a clip-on.
-theDIRTYmidget

2. The explicit version was called Fists.
-missalicia

1. I heard he has the Clap.
-Gerhardguffaw





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