Jessica Albutter


Kate Up-two-tons


Ange-not-so-lean-a Jelly


Emmany Stones


Vanessa Pudgens


Anne Hathaweigh


Natalie Portlyman


Hilary Puff


Anna Corndogkova


Obese Smulders


Rosie Hunting-TON White-JELLY


NOTE: These are all from the Plus-Sized Women’s ROLL-er Derby. They have all been featured in MAXIM-UM. Not that I have ever been, just, I heard.