5. Be a woman - This one is pretty self-explanatory. Often times the easiest way to find yourself in the VIP is to use what you were given. In this case, a delicate frame and ladyparts.
4. Disguise yourself as a waiter - A classic. Chloroform a waiter, steal the outfit, and deliver a few drinks. However, it may be difficult to stay in the VIP once you've dropped off the drinks. Easy solution is to chloroform a star up there, dress them as the waiter, and wear the star's clothes. Repeat for all witnesses.
3. Be a super attractive woman - Similar to #5, but your chances do increase if you were blessed with a good figure and pretty face.
2. Get famous - This one might take a few days, but is totally do-able. Our recommendation? Star in a bad music video. If that fails, sleep with a political figure. Notoriety may not be as good as fame, but they work pretty much the same way.
1. Be a super attractive woman with huge breasts - See #5 and #3. Trust us. Those doormen are only thinking with one part of their bodies. And that's their eyes. Which are staring at your huge breasts.