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Published: January 27, 2011
Description: Giffords' nurse, Tracy Culbert, who has remained with with Congressman for the past 19 days, performed the stimulative procedure via a standard issue 'Jack Rabbit Vibrator'.

Doctors Maintain Satisfaction With Pace of Recovery 

Houston, TX (CHN) - Just 20 Days After The Tucson Attack, Gabrielle Giffords continues to stay ahead of her recovery plan according to staff at Herman Medical Center in Houston.  Since the January 8th attack, which left Gifford in a medically induced coma for several days, she has impressed nurses, doctors, and even Barack Obama who had the distinct honor of reporting that Giffords had opened her eyes for the first time just after his visit 14 days ago.  

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