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Published November 09, 2011 More Info »
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Published November 09, 2011
After Daylight Saving Time ended I stopped in to visit
my dyslexic friend.

He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.

I said to him,  “You idiot!  You're supposed to turn your clock back!”
 
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