The Agony of Dyslexia

By Joe Burton November 10, 2011 | 145,154 Views
After Daylight Saving Time ended I stopped in to visit
my dyslexic friend.

He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.

I said to him,  “You idiot!  You're supposed to turn your clock back!”
 
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  • The NAACPer's are gonna love that!
  • i dont get it explain please
  • @ Casey... He was turning his c@ck black... Not his clock back. ;)
  • lmao XD
  • There once was this cucumber, a pickle and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked .. The cucumber said ''man my life sucks.. when i get big, fat , and juicy they cut me up and stick me on a salad. the picklle looks at him and says you think u have it bad..? hen i get big fat and juicy they stick me in vinegar put spices on me in a jar. the penis looks at him and says u think u have it so rough?? when i get big fat and juicy thy stick a plastic bag over my head stick me in a dark room and bang my head against the wall until i throw up all over myself and pass out.
  • hey dyslexias are teople poo!
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