Location: Smoking Room, Freakscene, Cork City, Ireland.
Some dude is staring at me. I've had a few drinks and I decide it'd be a good idea to confront him. But by the time I get to him I've already forgotten my gripe with the fellow and I decide to introduce myself.
(Shake hands with aforementioned stranger)
Rory: 'Hey how are you?'
Stranger: 'Good Good'
(still shaking hands)
Stranger: 'I jack off with this hand'
(we stop shaking hands)
Stranger: 'What hand do you use?'
Rory: 'Well I have to use both hands'
(stranger looks confused)
Stranger: 'You have 2 dicks??'