Y'all have to understand just how volatile the political situation in the M.E. is right now. For about a year now, millions of poeple have been rioting in almost every Arab country. They've taken down Dictators who've been in power for decades. Governments are falling, the people are rising - and you show up with a fuckin' skunk on your head? What does it even MEAN?
Spokespersons, representing the Islamistic propoganda machine (run by Iran, Syria, Hizballah and Hammas), showed up on every news broadcast - with a single message: The more hair on your head/face/body - the more you're down with the peoplez.
The Israeli government contradicted that notion, claiming that in biblical times - wearing a a small, rat-hair Yamaca, was an unmistakable sign of a person's repentment, and his yearning to 'come-back' to proper Jewish practices.
So look what you've done, jason. The whole region is gearing up to an all-out nuclear-ballistic war. Where are you going to hide - under that little rug?
Please, please don't fly out to that Seinfeld convention in Beijing - we don't want this to escalate to a WW3, right?