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November 27, 2011

Answering the age old question are zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes.

Q. Are Zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes?

A. Both, Zebras are multiracial like Derrick Jeter or Presidant Obama.

Here's what happened..........

Many,many moons ago there were two fields side by side one filled with white horses the other filled with black African American horses in it. Then one night there was a terrible storm with lots of thunder and lightning and the fence seperating the two fields was destroyed!!The horses (who somehow were unaffected by the storm) merged into one big field both the white horses and the african american horses started to as Eddie Canter once sang "Make Whoopee" then 9 months later or however long it takes for a horse to have a baby, lots of little horses arrived.That (for reasons never properly explained) had stripes. The mommy horses and the daddy horses fearing that the new stripey horses would be judged and victimised decided to send there little stripey miricles to a land free from fighting and other problems... Africa! where they lived happly ever after.

So now you know about zebras

and if a white horse or a african american horse asks how there relitives are doing out in africa you can tell them that there fine.

(but its probably best not to mention the loins).