Apparently when you’re Cone-y O’Brien, a school parent-teacher meeting might lead to getting publicly called out by fellow parent/comedian Adam Sandler, which might lead to a series of late night text exchanges with Sandler that weave a funny, extravagant tale of fame, glory, and destruction. Why, what do you do at your parent-teacher meeting? Talk about your kids?? Kids who aren’t Adam Sandler or Conan O’Brien????

Watch O'Brien recount this story and read some of Sander’s texts to him, in this scrapped clip from Conan: