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March 16, 2008


So I witnessed a limo driver littering hardcore last night. Not that littering is any sort of criminal offense, but damn, this was a lot. Here's a play-by-play:

-I walk out onto balcony for some night air and spying

-Limo pulls up to main entrance, an entire fucking high school prom spills out of the doors

-Some unintelligible shouts and cries emit from their drunken, 'Generation A-2' mouths. Because they are drunk? Because they are teenagers? We'll never know.

-Limo peels out of parking lot like Vin Diesel late for work.

-Limo stops at side of road, limo driver gets out and rumages around in the back seat. He emerges with an armload of bottles. Various coolers, beer, wine, rum, all empty, and just fucking unloads them all in the snow on the side of the road.

AND then I hear some sort of odd sound, coming from just below. I look down and there's a nice golden stream of piss spouting over the side of a balcony a few floors down.