This week’s best links are real dumb, but also real sexy.

  • 20 Dumb and Dumber Quotes You Should Still Be Using In Everyday Conversation - Uproxx
  • Sex Advice From An Uncomfortable Guy Who’s Afraid Of Sex And Blows It Every Time - The Occasional
  • Other Products Toys “R” Us Should Ban - Mad Magazine
  • Smug Bitch Has Already Finished All of Her Holiday Shopping - Reductress
  • Adam Sandler Gets Animated Talking About the Time He Saw Shaq’s Penis - Team Coco
  • The Top 10 Hottest Vice Presidents of the United States - Above Average
  • The Super Spooky Tale of the Facebook Stalker - Elite Daily
  • 13 EXCLUSIVE Pippa Middleton Bikini Pics Drawn In Crayon - Clickhole