After catching some flack for referring to the President of the United States as a “subhuman mongrel” (the latest in a grand tradition of colorful remarks about black people, gay people, and women), the Nuge has caved to pressure and promised to stop his trademark name-calling. This means that Uncle Ted can no longer retaliate if someone should happen to call him:
- an impotent cartoon character who’ll be dead in a few years
- The Motor City Sad Man
- the tiniest little penis in Texas
- an embarrassment to soul patches everywhere (which is really saying something)
- Remedial Jesus
- Rick Perry's power-bottom
- a timid klansman who can’t quite get it up (his hood)
- Jackass Presents Bad Music
- an old man with long hair who dyes it
- a wittle cwybaby who's just mad that we have a bwack pwesident :(
- the guy who wrote “Cat Scratch Fever”
And according to his promise, 'ol Teddy'll just sit there and take it! But don't let us have all the fun — create your own with this handy Ted Nugent Name-Calling Generator:
Step 1: Think about Ted Nugent.
Step 2: Say literally anything that comes to mind about that racist dickhead.
Step 3: Tweet your results directly to @TedNugent.