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Published February 25, 2014 More Info »
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Published February 25, 2014
After catching some flack for referring to the President of the United States as a “subhuman mongrel” (the latest in a grand tradition of colorful remarks about black people, gay people, and women), the Nuge has caved to pressure and promised to stop his trademark name-calling. This means that Uncle Ted can no longer retaliate if someone should happen to call him:    an impotent cartoon character who’ll be dead in a few years The Motor City Sad Man the tiniest little penis in Texas  an embarrassment to soul patches everywhere (which is really saying something) Remedial Jesus Rick Perry's power-bottom a timid klansman who can’t quite get it up (his hood) Jackass Presents Bad Music an old man with long hair who dyes it a wittle cwybaby who's just mad that we have a bwack pwesident :( the guy who wrote “Cat Scratch Fever”   And according to his promise, 'ol Teddy'll just sit there and take it! But don't let us have all the fun — create your own with this handy Ted Nugent Name-Calling Generator:   Step 1: Think about Ted Nugent.   Step 2: Say literally anything that comes to mind about that racist dickhead.   Step 3: Tweet your results directly to @TedNugent.