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December 25, 2009


It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have
turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All
the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early

The teacher instucts the class, "Whoever correctly answers my
questions can leave early today."

Little Johnny thinks to himself, "Great! I want to get outta here. I'm
smart and will answer her first question."

The teacher then asks the class, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie answers, "Abraham Lincoln."

"That's right Susie, you can go home," says the teacher.

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Next the teacher asks, "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can respond, Mary shouts, "Martin Luther King."

"That's right Mary, you can go," says the teacher.

Johnny is even madder than before.

The continues be asking, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can even move his lips, Nancy blurts out, "John F. Kennedy."

"That's right Nancy , you may also leave," says the teacher.

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of
the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says loudly, "I wish these
bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The quickly teacher turns around and sharply asks, "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny says, "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"