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Published: September 16, 2010
Description: Elegant traditional haiku, but with vampires.

Twisting his pancake

A mad vampire drew the wrath

of a grim trucker.

Wrapped in cellophane

Cannily waiting his turn

The mad vampire choked.

Drenched in pear vodka

A mad vampire slugged the jaw

Of the stout bouncer.

Stalled in the check out

The mad vampire knocked three cans

From a crone’s food stack.

Slurping late noodles

In Chinese dives, the vampire

Could not slake his thirst.

Her Chinese buffet

drew lithe sophomores, bulky girls

and one mad vampire.

Time is a flat cat

said a mad vampire sucking

on an old maiden.

At the rundown lanes

Disguised to rent bowling shoes

A sly mad vampire

Holding five stamp rolls

Dressed in a mailman’s blue garb

A mad vampire licked.

In a grocery cart

Watching clean Whole Foods bag boys

Skulked a mad vampire.

Back from his slow cruise

Practicing on tomatoes

A mad vampire chewed.

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