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September 16, 2010
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Elegant traditional haiku, but with vampires.


Twisting his pancake

A mad vampire drew the wrath

of a grim trucker.


Wrapped in cellophane

Cannily waiting his turn

The mad vampire choked.


Drenched in pear vodka

A mad vampire slugged the jaw

Of the stout bouncer.


Stalled in the check out

The mad vampire knocked three cans

From a crone’s food stack.


Slurping late noodles

In Chinese dives, the vampire

Could not slake his thirst.


Her Chinese buffet

drew lithe sophomores, bulky girls

and one mad vampire.


Time is a flat cat

said a mad vampire sucking

on an old maiden.


At the rundown lanes

Disguised to rent bowling shoes

A sly mad vampire


Holding five stamp rolls

Dressed in a mailman’s blue garb

A mad vampire licked.


In a grocery cart

Watching clean Whole Foods bag boys

Skulked a mad vampire.


Back from his slow cruise

Practicing on tomatoes

A mad vampire chewed.

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