Lil' Johnny's Bitch
By Joe Burton October 1, 2012 | 7,230 Views
Lil' Johnny...
Teacher asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow
up?"
Lil' Johnny: "I Wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive
clubs, take the best bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million
bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to
travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her
three times a day".
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad
behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said
and then continues the lesson:
And you, Tanya?
"I wanna be Lil' Johnny's bitch!"
up?"
Lil' Johnny: "I Wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive
clubs, take the best bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million
bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to
travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her
three times a day".
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad
behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said
and then continues the lesson:
And you, Tanya?
"I wanna be Lil' Johnny's bitch!"
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