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Published October 01, 2012 More Info »
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Published October 01, 2012
  Lil' Johnny...   Teacher asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"   Lil' Johnny: "I Wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day".   The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson:   And you, Tanya?   "I wanna be Lil' Johnny's bitch!"