Published October 01, 2012 More Info »
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Published October 01, 2012


Lil' Johnny...
Teacher asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow

Lil' Johnny: "I Wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive
clubs, take the best bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million
bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to
travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her
three times a day".  

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad
behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said
and then continues the lesson:  
And you, Tanya?  

"I wanna be Lil' Johnny's bitch!"