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June 23, 2010


Forget toilet paper being the new real estate...toilet paper is the new gold. There are unverified rumors surfacing that Zucker is in talks with Fidel Castro to trade back toilet paper for gold bullion and diamonds. Now that Zucker owns a manufacturing plant out there he is said to be thinking of buying a holiday retreat nearby to Castro's luxury palace.

Tinted shades-wearing, limelight loving playboy and reported child of Hugh Heffner - just keeps getting richer and richer by the day. Yesterday Zucker bought his fifth Porsche 911 Carrera in the space of as many months and it just seems that he buys a fast car ever time he hooks up with a new woman. Megan Fox is currently shacked up in his compound and must be loving the new $88,000 red toy that Zucker has probably bought her to go with the matching red boxers she was seen wearing out to the premiere of ' Flushed Away Too - the sequel' with Zucker last night. Wonder how she did with the Porsche's manual gear stick shift on the drive back home under the moonlight and neon lights..

Part-time nightclub MC, and born-again-bachelor  Zucker is also reportedly dropping his friends like hot potatoes these days for the scent of a pair of boxers on a girl's head. Friends like Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro, Spike Lee are turned away from the gate by his security, and one friend, former gym partner and life coach David 'Rainmaker Coach' Fleming was told that he would have to pay for a crate of chilled Cristal Champagne that Zucker gave him for his belated Mitzvah.

Zucker who is caught up in a controversy involving a woman who claims to be his daughter with former partner Lydia Cornell is currently appearing in 'The Kelsey Grammer and Bill Zucker Comedy Hour' with Grammer the star of the hit television series 'The Invisible Man' in which Grammer portrayed the character for fifteen seasons.

We couldn't reach Zucker for a statement as he was auditioning some exotic dancers from a former convent for his forthcoming tour with Metallica in Europe. Grammer was with his speech coach learning Swahili and was unavailable also.

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