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Published July 20, 2009 More Info »
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Published July 20, 2009
I woke up this morning filled with creative juices. Goggles on people, I’m ready to paint the place. Some might say I’ve been liberated by Funny or Die releasing my secret videotape. Yeah…maybe. But I’m the type of cat who builds and busts juice on a daily basis. Check my flow: sweet, fresh and funky making rock ‘n soul whole! Here is a tiny taste for you goofy FoD types, at home in your oddly stained PJs, getting high on schwago stank weed, watching Mo Povich, wearing nipple clips. ODE TO MY MAN HAMMER Sweet Lordy Lord Watch out below For you can bet your ass I dangle 9 before it grows Mean and nasty Like a ol’ junk yard dog Catching friction on a pickle jar On which I sure do flog Pound and twist thee, Have not ye shame? F that bitches My shits even got a name! Nothing dainty As it earned its name in the slammer Yeah there’s a trademark pending But I just call him MAN HAMMER Swing it chippies, J-Stache