If you are broke and also crazy (OR “not crazy [but] just a little unwell”–does everyone here remember that song??) then you might need a little help coming up with stuff to do this holiday season without spending loads of money. Luckily, CONAN propmaster Bill Tull has the solution for you, in the form of his Budget Holiday Tips for the year 2014.

Tull shares plenty of tips for timeless gifts, guests, ghosts, and a couple things that don’t start with G, to get you through the next few weeks of holidays without spending very much at all.