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October 10, 2016
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With some super powers, you could save the world. These are not those powers.

With some super powers, you could save the world. These are not those powers.


Ability To Converse With Dinosaurs

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Can Always Predict Which Horse Will Come Fourth

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Korn-Style Angry Rap-Scatting

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Flight, But Only While In Planes

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Visibility

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Distinguishing Ska From Reggae

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The Ability To Heat Up Bisque Without A Stove Or Microwave

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Has Dignity While Wearing A Fedora

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Glowing Butt

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Illustrations By Dennis Jackson

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