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January 05, 2018
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Making someone laugh is the trickiest job in the world. Thus, a good sense of humor is always appreciated for its worth. Here are a few examples of dating profile headings that you can use to make your page stand out from the rest!

Some made me laugh out loud, some made me snicker and others just made me go, huh?

“I am like big cat; I like to be held.” (I want to write to him, “I have teeth like dog, I bite.”)

“Life’s short, let’s not be idle.” (What the heck?)

“Will you be my Christmas surprise?” (Too bad it is February mister!)

“Want to go to a Little League game?” (Oh this sounds like an excellent man to date!)

“Ladies! Blue Light Special!” (He looks like he has been picked over for a reason too.)

“I’m not perfect, but I’m not a loser.” (oh hee-hee-hooo! Holy smokes, I laughed!)

“Middle-aged man with some spunk left.” (Oh heaven help me.)

These are just a few I came across tonight. Most guys always say “Nice guy looking for a nice girl” and then the nice girl gets described as something completely unattainable, unless she is plastic and her name is Barbie.

What are some of the best dating profile titles you have come across?

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