Thanks to everyone for making this the best turn out to date! Here are your winners . . . .
Winners for cap con # 4 are in http://www.funnyordie.com/blog/posts/35632
If you happen to pick up someone's daughter tonight, you best be hope'n this place ain't his . . .
5 "HELLO, MR CROCKETT... IM HERE TO PICK UP YOUR DAUGHTER."
-phukuhp
4 "Archaeologists discover shithole"
-Kristi51
3 "I will NOT fix it up, I will NOT move, and I will NOT try Domino's new pizza!"
3 "I will NOT fix it up, I will NOT move, and I will NOT try Domino's new pizza!"
-JBnthe217
2 "And there's a cement pond in the back!"
2 "And there's a cement pond in the back!"
-topper38
The Segat award: "Some hillbillies move to Frisco BEFORE raping each other in the ass."
-theDIRTYm...
The Wilde award: "You pay the electricity bill in candlewax."
The Wilde award: "You pay the electricity bill in candlewax."
-Kristi51
Winner: "You know, with a little bit of work, it could pass for a crack house."
Winner: "You know, with a little bit of work, it could pass for a crack house."
-jitterbug
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Winners for cap con # 4 are in http://www.funnyordie.com/blog/posts/35632
If you happen to pick up someone's daughter tonight, you best be hope'n this place ain't his . . .


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