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Published June 09, 2010
Thanks to everyone for making this the best turn out to date! Here are your winners . . . .

"HELLO, MR CROCKETT... IM HERE TO PICK UP YOUR DAUGHTER."
 -phukuhp

4 "Archaeologists discover shithole"
     -Kristi51

3 "I will NOT fix it up, I will NOT move, and I will NOT try Domino's new pizza!"
     -JBnthe217

2 "And there's a cement pond in the back!"
     -topper38

The Segat award:  "Some hillbillies move to Frisco BEFORE raping each other in the ass."
                                             -theDIRTYm...

The Wilde award: "You pay the electricity bill in candlewax."
                                           -Kristi51

Winner: "You know, with a little bit of work, it could pass for a crack                           house."
                     -jitterbug

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Winners for cap con # 4 are in  http://www.funnyordie.com/blog/posts/35632

If you happen to pick up someone's daughter tonight, you best be hope'n this place ain't his . . . 



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