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Published July 03, 2009
I married late in life. It isn't that I wasn't asked, the idea was more just plain scary to me.This one country type guy that I dated announced one night that "he wanted to ask my father for my hand." Naturally I said; "oh yeah- if you do I'll ask your mama for one of your left feet  because you don't have a right one; you two steppin',country ass son of a bitch!You can't dance worth a shit!"
The next day I warned my father. "Daddy, if Bubba asks you for my hand, don't you give it to him; especially if you want the other half of that cardigan I've been knittin' you!"
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