• Conan and Andy dub "Return of the Pearl Princess," a classic film about kicking dumplings into your rival's mouth. - Team Coco
  • Your children, siblings, and/or cousins are drawing dicks by accident and it's hilarious. - HuffPost Comedy 
  • Manti Te'O finds real love with a stuffed Katie Couric. - The Onion
  • The Puppy Bowl IX starting lineup looks adorable, sounds yappy. - Videogum
  • In a battle of 64 Chappelle's Show sketches, they all win. But one wins most. - Grantland
  • People are still getting stupid tattoos and we are regretting it for them  - tru TV

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