You heard correctly, this week’s links want to go smear some mud on their ass.

  • The Most Important Inanimate Objects In Wet Hot American Summer, Ranked - Above Average
  • 11 Celebrities, Politicians And A-Holes Who’ve Been Turned Into Butt Plugs - Happy Place
  • Jon Hamm’s Comedy Cameos: From 30 Rock To Kimmy Schmidt - Uproxx
  • Tale of the Tape: Donald Trump vs. Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman - Mad Magazine
  • The Biggest Moves In NBA Free Agency - The Onion
  • 20 Emotions Today’s Kids Will Sadly Never Feel - Reductress
  • Paul Rudd Promises His Exclusive Ant-Man Clip Is Definitely Not Just That Scene From Mac and Me Again - Team Coco