The Twelve Days of Poker

On the first day of poker my dealer gave to me
An ace hole and a pair of threes

On the second day of poker my dealer gave to me
Two face cards
And an ace hole and a pair of threes

On the third day of poker my dealer gave to me
Three near straights
Two face cards
And an ace hole and a pair of threes

On the fourth day of poker my dealer gave to me
Four diamond suits
Three near straights
Two face cards
And an ace hole and a pair of threes

On the fifth day of poker my dealer gave to me
Five busted hands

On the sixth day of poker my dealer gave to me
Six comp'd meals
Five busted hands
Four diamond suits
Three near straights
Two face cards
And an ace hole and a pair of threes

On the seventh day of poker my dealer gave to me
Seven whiskeys straight up
Six comp'd meals
Five busted hands
Four diamond suits
Three near straights
Two face cards
And an ace hole and a pair of threes

On the eighth day of poker my dealer gave to me
Eight lines of credit
Seven whiskeys straight up
Six comp'd meals
Five busted hands
Four diamond suits
Three near straights
Two face cards
And an ace hole and a pair of threes

On the nineth day of poker my dealer gave to me
Nine short stacks
Eight lines of credit
Seven whiskeys straight up
Six comp'd meals
Five busted hands
Four diamond suits
Three near straights
Two face cards
And an ace hole and a pair of threes

On the tenth day of poker my dealer gave to me
Ten penny antes
Nine short stacks
Eight lines of credit
Seven whiskeys straight up
Six comp'd meals
Five busted hands
Four diamond suits
Three near straights
Two face cards
And an ace hole and a pair of threes

On the eleventh day of poker my dealer gave to me
Eleven dry pots
Ten penny antes
Nine short stacks
Eight lines of credit
Seven whiskeys straight up
Six comp'd meals
Five busted hands
Four diamond suits
Three near straights
Two face cards
And an ace hole and a pair of threes

On the twelvth day of poker my dealer gave to me
Twelve bouncers bouncing
Eleven dry pots
Ten penny antes
Nine short stacks
Eight lines of credit
Seven whiskeys straight up
Six comp'd meals
Five busted hands
Four diamond suits
Three near straights
Two face cards
And an ace hole and a pair of threes


Happy Holidays to Everyone