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Suicide Squad XXX is kind of messy. It takes a while to show what it is worth. I am not sure if this is the one to save Axel Braun’s Cinematic Universe. But when Harley Quinn hits the screen, the film reaches higher levels.

After the Batman v Superman XXX fiasco, all the eyes are on the next attempt to bring DC’s superhero universe to the world of sex parodies. Alex Braun’s Suicide Squad XXX Parody has a lot to prove to fans of comics and porn. But does it deliver?

First, let me bring you the bad news. The editing is negatively affected by the clumsy inclusion of extra scenes with Batman (Charles Dera) and The Riddler (Owen Gray). So goes the logic of the plot. Maybe this is the result of the now infamous re-shoots. The set up is too long and the payoff is not that satisfying. Not to mention the bad CGI. The end of Suicide Squad XXX is just like the end of B v S XXX. It is not as satisfying as the other big moment in the movie (when Batman brawls with Superman by way of Wonder Woman).

Another problem is the story lacks a good antagonist. When you use some of the best villains as protagonists there is not much to work with.

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Why are you being so serious? (shout out to Hollywood Handbook)

As for bad guys, Tommy Pistol as The Joker satisfies. He steals the show, even though he is not a central part of the plot. His performance is not better than Brendon Miller’s take on the villain in B v S XXX; it is just different. If Miller went for scary and offbeat, Pistol went for smooth, almost gangster-like.

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“Hotter than the Joker, and more dangerous”

Kleio Valentien is hot as hell as Harley Quinn but she is not completely allowed to run with it. When you have Asa Akira as Katana, Naomi Banks as Amanda Waller,and Anna Bell Peaks as Killer Frost (?), there is not much you can do. But when she grabs it, she grabs it. From time to time, the award-winning actress gives us amazing performances. She sure can carry on a Harley Quinn full feature.

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Asa Akira as Katana: Please be careful with these swords


Final assessment: Suicide Squad XXX is kind of messy. It takes a while to show what it is worth. I am not sure if this is the one to save Axel Braun’s Cinematic Universe. But when Harley Quinn hits the screen, the film reaches higher levels.

Watch the trailer for Suicide Squad XXX here.

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