FORTUNE COOKIES

By Eric "Munson" Preston September 3, 2008 | 118 Views
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I just want to warn you I have a habit of telling people things I have learned.  But most of the things I do I find out turn out to be common knowledge to everyone.  So heres another one.

Next time you crack open a fortune cookie and read the fortune.  Add the words In Bed to the end of the fortune.  Not only does it make a complete sentence, it gives the fortune a little boost.

Heres some fortunes (add the words In Bed to the end)

Romance comes into your life this year in a very unusual sort of way

You will have good luck and overcome many hardships

The shortest distance between two people is a smile

Just a little note, I added In Bed to every fortune I have read and none of come true......

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