This one time when i was in high school. I had all my friends over the house to jam out and we eat a tone of caps and I ate one the size of a big mac and on that night I meet the frist girl i ever had sex with. On a Side note on that night I was all triping out hard and was puking my guts out and I was like mom! mom! you got help me! and she just lol at me and called me a retard.
twice when i was fishing (back when i did that kind of thing) I seen some one fall in that could not swim. (its ok they where saved both times)
this one time a few of my friends went camping and the next day we went to a old house that was condemned that a lot of people would ride dirt bikes and shit at; & we got stuck in the driveway.So the cops and fire department trucks came out because they where thinking we where died. Anyways they end up arresting us for being drunk & other stuff. Then when we where in the holding cell & the house burnt down and we had to go to court for arson. The charges where later droped; but i did end up doing a sh*t tone of community service and 2 and half week of jail time over somthing i didnt have anything to with. + they where just going to tair the place down. So what the f*ck was up with that!
This one time me my boyz and these chicks I know where swim in the creek on are friend who pasted away B day so I talked ever one into geting naked & they did + I made out with a hot chick with every one watching and we where all but ass naked. So that was kind of cool.
This one time i was a fire hanging with some friends and i was all like f it am going to put my leg in the fire and give my self a tat. So we walk across the firer and then i was am doing it and they all lol at me when i but my leg on the burning logs. I got 2nd degree burns on my legs but i didn't go to the ER untill like 2 weeks later. I just dump deer on my burns and went about the day, But the next day after that happen we went to a dance club and i was all busting a movie even danced with a chick in a wheelchair. So yep that happend.
This one time i was at a friends geting my drink on and this black chick i bang out with my one buddy the night before was giving me a BJ there and this black dudes came over with some 8 balls watched it go down. So when i got up i told them in no why shape or form am i involved with any kind of niggerdome. Then Laughed and Laughed & hook me up with a bunch lines of coke.
its sad said to say it but these are ture stories that happend to me in the past.
& that not even the bad stuff.
Fact: if you smoke bunch of weed when gets piss pants drunk it will save you from a black out.
Note to self: Don't get so drunk you die in your sleep for a few minutes and sh*t your pants.
And Knowing is half the battle. G.i Joe!
Trips to the ER.
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