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BROOKLYN – Anna Ellis, a woman, fell in love with a musician today like it’s the first fucking time this has ever happened in the history of the Earth.

Miss Ellis was drinking with her friends at a Brooklyn bar when a local band started playing a set of prog-surf fusion rock on a makeshift stage. It was at that moment Miss Ellis caught the eye of the lead guitarist, name unknown. Miss Ellis stated that she “instantly felt a connection” and “knew he was the one.”

When asked about the strong reaction, Miss Ellis shrugged. “I’ve never felt this way before,” she stated.

Sources confirmed that the unnamed guitarist had no idea who Miss Ellis was and hadn’t a clue what was going on.

Miss Ellis, whose previous romances have included an actor, an English teacher and a bartender, is currently unaware that she is the 13,245,826,126th woman to have experienced this emotion.

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