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Published July 10, 2012

Hollywood Leek has acquired the transcript from TomKat's speedy divorce settlement. Here are Mr. Cruise's finest quotes: its-not-shock-theropy-its-an-e-meter please-define-brainwashed why-you-always-gotta-bring-up-travolta Xenu,-Xenu,-Xenu-Kolob-is-for-Mormons You-were-free-to-leave-anytime-you-could-get-past-the-guards Great-now-people-are-going-to-think-Im-strange honey-everyone-has-their-wives-followed What-makes-you-think-Suri-WOULDNT-want-to-be-interrogated-by-Sea-Org I-dont-understand-how-am-I-creepy Just-admit-it-you-never-liked-Vanilla-Sky. One-time-I-called-you-L-Ron-one-time Because-thats-what-poolboys-are-for-And-the-occasional-pool-cleaning You-dont-complete-me-anymore

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