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November 28, 2016
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"Brought a gun to a knife fight."

“My bris.”


“Cosmetic surgery to look more interesting.”


“At the scar store. On sale!”


“That’s actually the only part of me that isn’t scar.”


“Scar-makin’ contest.”


“Brought a gun to a knife fight.”


“I gave it to myself after my parents named me scar. Also, I hate my brother. We’re lions.”


“Hard work and a can-do attitude.”


“You call him Sweeney Todd, I call him a fucking asshole.”


“What scar?”

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