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Published: November 15, 2012
Description: one of the few clean jew jokes that are actually funny

A rabbi was conducting a weekly shabbat service.

"Will you all please rise for the Shema" said the rabbi

The congregation rose and the rabbi began to chant the Shema. Suddenly the rabbi feinted and collapsed to the floor. A man in the front row ran up to him.

"Is there a doctor in the room?" the man said to the congregation.

Two people sat down.

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