OBAMACARE! Ever since the health reform bill passed (?) a year ago, there's been much debate over what it can and can't do. Get prepped for 2012
(ie the Apocalypse) by studying up on what is or is not covered by the only health care plan ever named after a socialist. The idea is that Obamacare would be free, universal, you know, but that doesn't mean EVERYTHING is covered for free.
... IS NOT COVERED BY OBAMACARE
People living in the U.S. illegally
Aliens living in the U.S. illegally
Bites from Mike Tyson
People named "Mitt"
People with the last name "Romney"
Waffle iron burns
Slipping on banana peels
Anything that's ever happened in a Three Stooges short
The Hangover-esque nights of debauchery (What happens in Vegas...)
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Injuries of any kind
Cuts or scrapes
Issues of "People" and "US Weekly" from 1997
The lollipops on the receptionist's desk
A cool roommate
The promise of a clean stethoscope
A guarantee you are the first one to use that tongue depressor
TV doctors (Phil, Oz, McDreamy)
.... WAS COVERED BY OBAMACARE
Kim Kardashian's butt X-RAY. Hey-o.