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Published October 03, 2008

As King of trash it is well within my rights to also Knight myself,Sir Trashalot.


You will now bow before my debris ridden gondolas and Georgia buggys.Behold as my metal   servents easily cart away  your brute barrell containers and small trash urns filled with your common debris and recycleables.Marvel as I command it to dissapear,and dissapear it shall,for I hath commanded it to be so.Your cubicials and meeting rooms shall no longer be cluttered with paper scraps and old coffee cups.Rejoyce because your restrooms shine and sparkle and sent like pine and freedom.For cleanliness is indeed next to Godliness and I hath commanded it to be so! And so it shall be!


Sir Trashalot


Coffee again!



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