Jon Brown: Oooh is that a brand spanking new episode of Stupid O'Clock I see on the upload Keith Souch ?
Keith Souch: Yes it is, i had to fight a rabid Koala bear for it and he was armed with a rich tea biscuit the sod!
Jon Brown: THE SWINE! Does it feature lots of side splitting humour the likes of which only truly disturbed individuals will enjoy?
Keith Souch: Yes just like my grandmothers pin cushion stuffed to the brim with severed fingers from naughty masturbaters
Jon Brown: Does it feature brand new music from Cally & Juice, Organ Donors, Pendulum, Linkin Park, Rising Star, Sc@r, Eufeion and a very special CLASSIC Old Skool guest mix from DJ Delite?
Keith Souch: Thats what i said, naughty masturbaters the lot of them, I didnt fight in the Intergalactic war of zarblog 13 for this sort of filth! We were fighting for freedom and for a complete collection of Teenie Terapins from Kinder Surprise!
Jon Brown: HAZZAH! I shal head to www.stupidoclock.podomatic.com at once!
Keith Souch: See that you do young rapskalian and fetch me my tripe and kippers