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February 09, 2010
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A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her 
taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." 
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,"What's your 
occupation?"

"I'm a prostitute," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, " Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is."
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