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September 23, 2009
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I watched an egg head for it's untimely death this morning.  It's body cracked open, exposing all it's insides.  The large yellow brain floating in a sea of clear mucus.  I almost cried as I tossed the shell into the garbage, but then there was the smell.  Oh that sweet dear smell.  It was like heaven.  As I watched it's insides cooking into a sweet solid mass of delicacy, I praised the egg for it's selflessness and headed towards a nervous loaf of bread.....  
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