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Published November 24, 2011

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From: Sarah McCarty

Sent: Thursday, September 22, 2011 10:04 AM

To: janemcdaniel@bouncetownforparties.net

Cc: Landon McCarty

Subject: Birthday Party at Bounce Town

Ms. McDaniel,

My son will be turning 4 in December, and we’re interested in finding out if your facility would be available for a party on Dec. 10th or 17th.

Is the party limited to 16 kids? What activities are involved?

Thanks for your help!

Sarah

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From: Landon McCarty

Sent: Thursday, September 22, 2011 10:07 AM

To: jmcdaniel@bouncetownforparties.net

Cc: Sarah McCarty, Daniel McCarty

Subject: Re: Birthday Party at Bounce Town

Janie,

I am also interested to know whether we can bring in a couple of strippers? I think 4 is soon enough to make sure this guy is becoming a real man.

Any info would be great.

Thanks,

Landon

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From: Daniel McCarty

Sent: Thursday, September 22, 2011 10:09 AM

To: jmcdaniel@bouncetownforparties.net

Cc: Sarah McCarty, Landon McCarty

Subject: Re: Birthday Party at Bounce Town

J-Mac,

Is the use of psychedelic drugs (mushrooms, DMT, Ayahuasca) permitted at Bounce Town? In our culture the 4th birthday is traditionally when the 3rd eye is opened in order to truly see for the first time.

Thanks for your time,

Daniel

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From: Landon McCarty

Sent: Thursday, September 22, 2011 10:12 AM

To: jmcdaniel@bouncetownforparties.net

Cc: Sarah McCarty, Daniel McCarty

Subject: Re: Birthday Party at Bounce Town

McBeautiful,

Uncle Daniel brings up some good points. Are there closets on the premises? My son and his friends are more than likely going to want to participate in a game called "7 Minutes in Heaven." The kid is very mature for his age, and a surprisingly big fan of the movie Teen Wolf.

Let's make this happen,

Landon

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From: Daniel McCarty

Sent: Thursday, September 22, 2011 10:15 AM

To: jmcdaniel@bouncetownforparties.net

Cc: Sarah McCarty, Landon McCarty

Subject: Re: Birthday Party at Bounce Town

J-Wowza,

Does Bounce Town have access to a regulation size MMA cage? I know a guy who thinks he can defeat 16+ 4 year olds in no holds barred combat. This sounds like a great opportunity for the kids to get some exercise and me to make some money.

Work your magic,

Daniel

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From: Jane McDaniel [jmcdaniel@bouncetownforparties.net]

Sent: Thursday, September 22, 2011 10:20 AM

To: Sarah McCarty

Cc: Daniel McCarty, Landon McCarty

Subject: Re: Birthday Party at Bounce Town

Ms. McCarty,

Bounce Town is unavailable on Dec. 10th or 17th.

Sincerely,

Jane McDaniel

General Manager

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From: Sarah McCarty

Sent: Thursday, September 22, 2011 10:25 AM

To: Landon McCarty, Daniel McCarty

Subject: Re: Birthday Party at Bounce Town

I hate you both.

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