With reports that New Jersey governor Chris Christie retaliated against Fort Lee Mayor Mark Sokolich by causing a major traffic jam and new allegations implicating him in shunning Jersey City's mayor, one thing has become very clear: DO NOT CROSS CHRIS CHRISTIE.
OR YOU'LL GET BURNT.
As you'll see in the above photo and reprinting below, Christie has been keeping track of all of his enemies in a burn book. That's right. We were lucky enough to get our hands on it and this thing is full of burns. Everybody's getting burnt. Ain't nobody safe from these burns.