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Hello Everyone – Sorry for the long wait but it’s your own fault! ALL the entries were SO GOOD it was harder than teaching a Llama to Surf to sort them out and choose the best.

SO – without further adieu, here are the Honorable Mentions, the “Major Awards”, and the TOP FIVE Captions (in my humble opinion)…

 

 

Honorable Mentions..

 

 

Most “matter of fact” Observation.. 

 

jellybean13

She's less hairy then his last girlfriend.

  

Best “Titanic” movie reference.. 

 

JackSplatter1

The Yemeni Film Council's remake of Titanic was low budget, indeed.

 

Most Obscure “Titanic” movie reference..

 

 Shadow88Storm

Llama DeWitt Bukater: "I trust you."
Jack Dawson: "All right. Open your eyes."
Llama DeWitt Bukater: [gasp] "I'm flying, Jack!"

 

Most Romantic

 

Gerhardguffaw

Another eHarmony success story.

 

Best Agriaquaticultural PSA

 

jitterbug

The steady influx of Cuban refugees has resulted in an overpopulation of farm animals in the Greater Miami region.

 

Most “Inside”

phukuhp

We're fromNew Jersey, can you tell us where Maverick's is?

 

 Most Topically Pessimistic

 

lizardladyfla

I thought they said the oil slick wouldn't reach us.I'll never get this outta my coat.

 

 Best Surf Lingo.. 

 

phukuhp

I saw you kook-out on that last wave— I’m just pretending like I didn’t see it out of courtesy.

 

Best Bestially Suggestive

 

MadAdam

When it was born, this llamas ass was watertight, now......not so much.

 

 Best Personal Realization

 

jams3kds

Let's go surfin' now, everybody's learnin' how,

come on a SAFARI with me...

I get the song now!

 

 

Most unresolved family Issues..

 

rockydanz

Gramma would do anything after she'd had a couple of mai-tais.

 

 Best Ultimate Conclusion.. (unless you’re the Llama..) 

 

runsilentrun...

Billy, you'll love it!- Girls, sand, surf, weed, beer, music, good friends, a bonfire, and a nice Jewish sacrifice.

 

 

THE MAJOR AWARDS

 

 

 The “ARISTOCRATS” Award

 

topper38

For the next trick, Chico will do a headstand in the Llama's asshole!

 

 The “Been There – Done That” Award

 

rockydanz

On the family beach vacation, he'll have cornrows by nightfall.

 

The “Motown” Award

 

phukuhp

LLAMA DAMA DING DONG...

 

 The “Enigma” Award 

 

ray_14

I'm sorry, but, my owner says the adoption is movimg forward. We are going to put you on the household staff. You will run the elevator or you might be in the laundry.
Your name will be MooBoo. You will disappear from the face of the earth.
MooBoo-What?
Alpaca-Nothing.

MooBoo-What?
Cuddles-Nothing.

 

 

 The “BBC Most Topical” Award

 

trident

BP will try anything at this point. Here we see the Deepwater Llama team returning from an unsuccessful attempt to stop the oil geyser. The joy expressed is for the paycheck they're receiving regardless.

 

  

 The “Miss Congeniality” Award

 

lizardladyfla

This honeymoon sucks.

 

 

 

AND THE FIVE FINALISTS ARE

 

 

 

The 4th Runner-Up

 

jitterbug

Pedro, after rescuing the llama, was so happy.
His wife made the most succulent llama chops
you EVER tasted!

 

 

The 3rd Runner-Up 

 

BillyRoboto

Beats crawling through Arizona.

 

The 2nd Runner-Up

 

 Rotwang

 

I think it's time to cancel Lost.  

 

 

The Runner-Up

 

JoeLeeThree

"I love the mountains but NOOOOOOOO. With you it's always the fucking beach!"

 

AND THE WINNER IS

 

MadAdam

The llama prefers KY Jelly but you know surfers.....its gotta be Sex Wax

 

 

Thanks again to everyone for Participating – Congratulations!!

 

I’m just sayin’..

 

KEEP YOUR BOARD WAXED




Good Morning Everyone – after seeing FOD’s choice for today’s Caption Contest I have decided to activate and test the “Emergency Caption Contest Blog”! Do not be alarmed; this is only a test – if this had been a real Emergency the winner would receive a free FOD T-Shirt (HA-HA) and the undying jealousy and hatred of dozens of wannabe writer poseurs and Die-Bombers!

No rules today and I will be doing the judging myself sometime tomorrow – I’m just sayin’..

 

  

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