Hello Everyone – Sorry for the long wait but it’s your own fault! ALL the entries were SO GOOD it was harder than teaching a Llama to Surf to sort them out and choose the best.
SO – without further adieu, here are the Honorable Mentions, the “Major Awards”, and the TOP FIVE Captions (in my humble opinion)…
Most “matter of fact” Observation..
She's less hairy then his last girlfriend.
Best “Titanic” movie reference..
The Yemeni Film Council's remake of Titanic was low budget, indeed.
Most Obscure “Titanic” movie reference..
Llama DeWitt Bukater: "I trust you."
Jack Dawson: "All right. Open your eyes."
Llama DeWitt Bukater: [gasp] "I'm flying, Jack!"
Another eHarmony success story.
Best Agriaquaticultural PSA
The steady influx of Cuban refugees has resulted in an overpopulation of farm animals in the Greater Miami region.
We're fromNew Jersey, can you tell us where Maverick's is?
Most Topically Pessimistic
I thought they said the oil slick wouldn't reach us.I'll never get this outta my coat.
Best Surf Lingo..
I saw you kook-out on that last wave— I’m just pretending like I didn’t see it out of courtesy.
Best Bestially Suggestive
When it was born, this llamas ass was watertight, now......not so much.
Best Personal Realization
Let's go surfin' now, everybody's learnin' how,
come on a SAFARI with me...
I get the song now!
Most unresolved family Issues..
Gramma would do anything after she'd had a couple of mai-tais.
Best Ultimate Conclusion.. (unless you’re the Llama..)
Billy, you'll love it!- Girls, sand, surf, weed, beer, music, good friends, a bonfire, and a nice Jewish sacrifice.
THE MAJOR AWARDS
The “ARISTOCRATS” Award
For the next trick, Chico will do a headstand in the Llama's asshole!
The “Been There – Done That” Award
On the family beach vacation, he'll have cornrows by nightfall.
The “Motown” Award
LLAMA DAMA DING DONG...
The “Enigma” Award
I'm sorry, but, my owner says the adoption is movimg forward. We are going to put you on the household staff. You will run the elevator or you might be in the laundry.
Your name will be MooBoo. You will disappear from the face of the earth.
The “BBC Most Topical” Award
BP will try anything at this point. Here we see the Deepwater Llama team returning from an unsuccessful attempt to stop the oil geyser. The joy expressed is for the paycheck they're receiving regardless.
The “Miss Congeniality” Award
This honeymoon sucks.
AND THE FIVE FINALISTS ARE
The 4th Runner-Up
Pedro, after rescuing the llama, was so happy.
His wife made the most succulent llama chops
you EVER tasted!
The 3rd Runner-Up
Beats crawling through Arizona.
The 2nd Runner-Up
I think it's time to cancel Lost.
"I love the mountains but NOOOOOOOO. With you it's always the fucking beach!"
AND THE WINNER IS
The llama prefers KY Jelly but you know surfers.....its gotta be Sex Wax
Thanks again to everyone for Participating – Congratulations!!
I’m just sayin’..
KEEP YOUR BOARD WAXED
Good Morning Everyone – after seeing FOD’s choice for today’s Caption Contest I have decided to activate and test the “Emergency Caption Contest Blog”! Do not be alarmed; this is only a test – if this had been a real Emergency the winner would receive a free FOD T-Shirt (HA-HA) and the undying jealousy and hatred of dozens of wannabe writer poseurs and Die-Bombers!
No rules today and I will be doing the judging myself sometime tomorrow – I’m just sayin’..