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September 12, 2016
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"If he put an "Eye of Sauron" on every Trump Tower"

We asked some undecided voters what it would take for them to vote for Trump. Here’s what they said.


  • iPhone 7 w/ aux cable input
  • A “Make America Really Great Again” hat
  • He keeps Michelle Obama on as First Lady
  • Damning Hillary article from TruthfulPatriotJurnalism.geocities.com
  • If I had his assurance that he was Sasha Baron Cohen all along
  • Peer pressure from my fellow Klansmen
  • A guarantee that he’d vote for me
  • An absurd amount of white privilege
  • If he smiled more :)
  • If he put an “Eye of Sauron” on every Trump Tower
  • According to Russian hackers, I already did
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