Getting a Handjob vs. Fixing a Shelf: Where's the Quote From?   

By Dan Abramson May 17, 2011 | 9,890 Views

Okay! It's quiz time! Were the following quotes said while someone was fixing a shelf...or getting a hand job. Answers are at the bottom.

  • "Try tightening it."
  • "What if you smoothed it out on the top?"
  • "Just hold it for a second."
  • "I think you should stand on that ladder."
  • "I usually hire someone to do this."
  • "Looks like it's hanging a little to the left."
  • "You think we'll be able to wrap this up before lunch?"
  • "The lady at Home Depot taught me how to do it."
  • "I'm serious about the ladder idea."
  • "Don't stand underneath me while I finish."
  • "Sorry."
  • "I know you'd rather be out with your friends right now, but your father really appreciates the help."
  • "Ouch."
  • "Just add a little screw to the end."
  • "Good thing I wore this old shirt."
  • "Use your other hand."
  • "Just think, when it's done, you won't ever have to do it again."
  • "I think I'm bleeding."

                               
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  • "I know you'd rather be out with your friends right now, but your father really appreciates the help." LOL Nice, makes you stop and think for a minute...
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  • my bad shorty, so you stopped to think about giving your Dad a handjob???
 
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