A woman driving down route 66 was doing about 95 MPH while a CHP officer that was hidden behind a billboard, clocked her with the radar gun and chased her down.
The cop walked up to the window of her car and asked where she was going in such a hell fire hurry??
She said: "I'm, going to the CHP Officer's Ball"
The CHP officer replied: "CHP officers DON'T HAVE BALLS!!!"
As the officer stood there thinking for a second or 2, he grimaced, and then just walked away quickly.