When I was in college I was in a comedy troupe and I came up with a brand new word, the Clinis. You can assume what it means. Clit-dick. I thought I was on my way to a career as a lexicographer. But no! I just find myself surfing on this site and I find this! I should've copyrighted it when I had the chance. All I had to do was write "Clinis" on a piece of paper and mail it to myself. God. I suck major clinis.