The State of the Union Drinking Game
By As Usual January 24, 2012 | 38,898 Views
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Obama delivers the 2012 State of the Union tonight. Let's all get shitfaced in honor of our nation.
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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- This sounds like fun. But it would put just about anyone in the hospital given the likely content of Obama's SOTU.
- Or how to die elegantly
- Or better yet, write your will, then drink a 5 mL dropper of beer for every applause break.
- so this is where our tax money goes....
- I need to go and get me some more booze. BRB, the liquor store is just on the corner.
- add camera closeup on women wearing red.
- will I get STOH posioning doing this??? Becasue I know that I will be drinking alot.
- start the drinking!
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