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Published July 04, 2014 More Info »
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Published July 04, 2014

A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.

The guy thinks for a moment and says, “I want to live forever.”

“Sorry,” said the genie, “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life.”

“OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the debt.”

"You crafty little bastard,” said the genie…

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