Last night was the big Democratic showdown, where Hillary would finally come face to face with Big Bad Bernie Sanders, and three other people kinda watched on and got a scrappy punch in when they could.
Well, that’s how we thought it was going to go down. And to be fair, for Lincoln Chafee and Jim Webb stuck to that narrative. But if you didn’t come to the conclusion on you’re own, I’m here to tell ya, ain’t nothing scrappy about Martin O'Malley.
And for those of you not to convinced, here’s another.
And it wasn’t just me, author of this important piece of journalism that felt this way. Other new O'Malley fans felt this way, too. And took to twitter they did.
Gotta say that O'Malley is handsome.— Dana Perino (@DanaPerino) October 14, 2015
Martin O'malley is JFK handsome— josh (@jmb8112) October 14, 2015
My name is Martin O'Malley and I am VERY handsome. #DemDebate— Chris Cillizza (@TheFix) October 14, 2015
Luckily, more people dropped the political politeness of calling him handsome and laid it out that he is hot as hell.
And also O'Malley is sexy as fuuuuuuuck— Tyler Coates (@tylercoates) October 14, 2015
Martin O’Malley looks like a sexy Hollywood version of the president.— Dorito Medley (@jtwill84) October 14, 2015
When do Anderson Cooper and Martin O'Malley make out— Sam Lansky (@samlansky) October 14, 2015
I would probably fuck O'Malley tbh— noam tchotchke (@lylekopez) October 14, 2015
And some took it so far to rename the presidential hopeful.
Martin O'Malley more like Martin O'Daddy— Olivia Matthews (@oliviaamatts) October 14, 2015
Daddy O'Malley - a new gay Irish pub coming to a town near you pic.twitter.com/ISRJ7BNqAr— joey (@charmingasfuq) October 14, 2015